What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 15:51
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Do you know what she said mum?
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
True - how I loved my mum!
What do you mean son?
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What! how could you do that?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”